Even if you’re not a Country Music fan, this one’s worth a tumble.
I.M. Kane
(Performed by Troy Cook Jr., lyrics by Don Bradley)
“Lazy American Dream”
Now let me get this right.
If I make a house full of snot nose kids
I get a big ole stack of food stamps a real nice place to live
Where I can hang my Sony HD 52″ screen
I hope you good friends and neighbors won’t mind
I’ll be living how I’m living on your dime
I ain’t gonna work a lick
Take a lot of trips
A little hit and miss but a fella’s got his needs
It’s a widely accepted
Socially progressive
Lazy American Dream
Gracias Amigos
Well I feel for those fine fools that’s forced to work
Ah I’m gotta have health care what if one of them damn kids get hurt
I’ll need a comprehensive all inclusive policy all for free
It’s the truly neglected
Cosmically connected
Lazy American Dream
Anything worth having we should have it all for free
In the home of the laid off
In the land of the ‘what about me’
Now I got a house full of snot nose kids
A big ole stack of food stamps a real nice place to live
Where I can tare down that raggy gown
Go to town when the kids come home at three
It’s so good to be me
It’s the rarely rejected
Fatally infected
Lazy American Dream
It’s a widely accepted
It’s damn near perfected
That Lazy American Dream, yeah.
