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Archive for November 19th, 2011

I received this ditty via email, searched and found it on youtube, and posted it at TMD for your amusement and listening pleasure.
(H-T Yoda)

I.M. Kane


Mental Help Hotline :46 Video

Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. Please listen carefully to the following menu options:

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
– If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
– If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
– If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
– If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
– If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
– If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press – no one will answer you.
– If you are dyslexic, press 69696969.
– If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep after the beep please wait for the beep.
– If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later.
– If you have low self esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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