America‘s medical professions weigh in on Obamacare:
(HT – Nelly)
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Pediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!”
Psychiatrists thought the idea was insane, while Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter”
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the idea. Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a real gas, and Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to object.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the Obamacare decision up to the assholes in Washington.
